Yes. Yes, I know…
It’s soooooooo cuteeeeeee thoughhhhh.
im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me
in fifth grade we had a project where we had to design our own utopia and mine was in the future where everyone lived in the clouds and i guess men had gone extinct so everyone was a girl and they reproduced with genetic cloning?? and everyone had cool hair and bright colored dresses but let me just repeat 10 year old me’s idea of an utopia was lesbian cloud heaven, i was so gay wtf
it had to be done
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach